Hello and Welcome

I’ve been thinking about starting a blog for some time now. It is a distinct possibility that I just might be the last person on the planet to have a blog.

It’s not that I don’t have anything to say, I do. It’s not that I can’t type. I can. It’s not that I don’t know anything about computers or the internet, I do. It’s not like I’m particularly dim, I…well we’ll see.

So what can you expect to find in my rantings.

I will talk about things that I like and things that I dislike. That makes sense. Dull reading comes when there is no emotion involved. If you expect to find anything prophetic, I suggest that you search else where. If you’ve come here in search of political insight. Again, you’re out of luck. I dislike politics, politicians and most anything related. I know I just said that I’d talk about things that I dislike and now I say I dislike politicians and politics and yet I have no plans to have any discussions about either. Hypocrisy, maybe, but I just don’t care. It is after all, my blog.

The truth is politics is discussion. Pointless, fruitless, and futile discussion, and I will have no part of it.

I may talk about an occasional politician if I either like (fat chance) or dislike (better odds) that individual.

Any thing that I do talk about here is my own opinion and in the immortal words of some one…”Opinions are like but holes. We all have one and they all stink.” That having been said, if you read my opinions you have to put up with the odor. I mean, come on, the place is called Elsdon’s Sewer, after all.

I have started a list of things that I will be talking about. It’s not a very long list as of yet but I suspect that it will grow over time. I’m also not saying that everything that you find here will be particularly original. I may expand on ideas that I have seen, heard or read elsewhere. Again, it’s my blog and I can do that. I will however try to give credit where credit is due.

Just so you can decide whether or not it’s worth your returning anytime soon, here is a small list of what I will be adding in the near future.

Romance (that being men versus women)

UFO fanatics

The bilking of organic foods eaters

Shopping and the check out lane.

Road rage.

Public restrooms

Computers and the internet

If you find any of these things interesting, or would like to find out why I do, well come on back. Who knows, you may have some fun, you may be forced to think or you may have just pissed away a few minutes.

One last opener thought.

I guess this place offers the opportunity for you to comment on what I have written. If you take the time out of your busy day to comment I make you this promise. If your response is well written, lucid and insightful I will leave it up for others to read, as long as we bear in mind that this is a blog and not a discussion board . If your comment is, well, stupid or pisses me off I probably will not let other viewers waste their time with it.

So, all that having been said, welcome to my little corner of the sewer.

Thanks for stopping by. Thanks for reading my ravings. And, thanks for not smoking.

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